There's nothing offensive about Dairy Queen's fries, but they aren’t crunchy and have no flavor. They are wholly "forgettable," which is a fate worse than failure.
In-N-Out’s fries are dismal, mealy-textured sprigs. Since the fries are tossed into the fryer right after the potato has been sliced, they aren’t very crunchy.
Jack In the Box’s curly fries are better than its traditional fries, as they have a nice, crispy texture. However, the flavors are a bit on the muted side.
KFC fries are well-breaded, and the seasoned flour keeps its flavor by the time the fries reach your tray. However, the interior texture is a bit mealy.
While crinkle cut fries are prone to sogginess, Del Taco’s fries have a nice crispness to them. However, there is a slight bitterness left over from old fryer oil.