The Underwhelming Bakery Items You Can Skip At Costco

If you have a sweet tooth, the Costco bakery might be one of your favorite places. As Costco is looking at big changes in the near future, including multiple expansions, there are sure to be new offerings and special baked selections. There are also plenty of everyday baked goods and brunch buffet staples to enjoy, including bread, pastries, and bagels. Many items are made fresh each day in-store by skilled bakers, and the Kirkland Signature brand gets special recognition for its great value and plentiful options. You can find everything from a birthday cake to an assortment of breakfast pastries.

But beware of high calorie counts, large portions, and gigantic desserts that might be more than you need when shopping at the Costco bakery. For most households, Costco bread loaves and desserts are too much food to eat before the delicious treat gets stale or even moldy. Many of the options on our list are just okay in terms of value. Some are so big that customers end up throwing out a large portion of the dessert. Others include some interesting takes on traditional desserts that don't hit all of the favorite notes, like texture or taste, that you've come to expect. While we love the Costco bakery, these are some of the items that you shouldn't feel bad about skipping in favor of another option that works better.

Another option that's tough to justify due to their size is the Kirkland Signature muffins. One muffin can easily feed two people and a single muffin has almost 600 calories. The muffins have around a 50/50 ratio of muffin base to top. Because they are so sizable, some customers have noted they can be slightly undercooked. The reaction to this texture can be a matter of personal preference, so some aren't bothered by it, while others aren't so keen. If you are planning to warm the muffins before eating, the texture will keep them from getting too dry.

They are sold in sets of 12, with six in each clamshell. A set of 12 costs around $12, which is considerably less than you'd pay for a similar-sized muffin at a coffee shop or bakery. As with the Kirkland Signature bagels, you can choose two flavors, selecting two six-count clamshells to create your pack. It can be tough to decide between double chocolate, poppyseed, and blueberry, as well as some other seasonal or regional flavors. If you are buying for a crowd, these massive muffins go down well, although you have to make two 12-pack purchases to get a variety of flavors. It would be nice to have an assortment pack with three or more flavors since they come in such large quantities.

Is it a loaf, a cake, or a fritter? This dessert from the Costco bakery tastes good but is challenging to classify. Fritters are fried while loaves and cakes are baked. But there are plenty of options from Costco that include elements of each. The apple fritter loaf cake has a crispy top and soft interior to showcase the apples and spices. It works well as a fall dessert but isn't something customers generally go back to look for time and again. If you like apple fritters and want a version you can eat with a fork, try this cake loaf. It's not available in all Costco stores and is also seasonal, appearing in the fall during peak apple season. 

You can find other loaf cakes, such as the lemon blueberry, in more Costco locations more frequently throughout the year. Each loaf includes 10 servings and costs just over $10. It's a good purchase for the wallet and works for smaller family celebrations in place of a sheet cake. At around 340 calories per serving, however, it might not make the most nutritious breakfast. As long as you know that you're enjoying a dessert that is more cake than loaf, it's worth the occasional indulgence.

Kirkland Signature baguettes don't always have the thick crust and golden color you'd expect from this type of loaf, although they nail the crispy exterior and soft interior. Each set comes with two baguettes in a single sleeve and costs around $5 for the pair. But it is also a lot of bread for one sitting, which is why Costco customers might think twice before purchasing. The good news is that the baguettes do not contain preservatives. They arrive at the bakery already made and are baked the day they are sold. The bad news is that they go stale quickly, often before most households can finish the set of two.

Part of a baguette's appeal is its long, skinny shape. The Costco baguettes are Costco-sized and larger than you would typically find in another bakery. You'll want to pay close attention to the sell-by date on the package, as you probably have a limited window of time to enjoy your bread.

These oversized cookies are some of the most popular treats in the bakery. Because they are larger than typical bakery cookies and loaded with sugar and chocolate, even one cookie has more sugar than you might expect. Each one has 16 grams of sugar per serving. But they're tasty, so it's hard to stop at eating just one. The cookies come in a set of 24 for just under $12. Each has plenty of larger chocolate pieces, which are delicious. But they'll melt quickly in warmer environments and create a mess on your hands as you eat.

If you want to enjoy a Costco cookie tray, consider the assortment pack to get a variety of flavors. Also available for the same cost per cookie, this pack includes eight chocolate chunk, eight oatmeal cookies, and eight double-nut cookies. This provides more choices for the same price. If you opt for the assortment, you can still enjoy the chocolate chunk cookies but not be limited to just one flavor.

This is a decent cheesecake, but the lack of toppings and the piped icing put it further down on the list of Costco's top bakery desserts. You can add canned pie filling or other toppings, but chances are you won't need to buy that in bulk. That means two separate trips for one dessert, which goes against the convenience factor of going to Costco to do all of your shopping in one trip. Instead, you'll need to make one stop at Costco for the cheesecake and another to a grocery store where you can pick up something to jazz it up. Costco occasionally stocks a cherry-topped cheesecake, but it's not a staple in all stores, so don't count on that being available.

The edge has decorative piping made out of icing. That's an odd addition to creamy cheesecake and not always welcome if you want something traditional. The generous size is good for feeding a crowd, however. Each 12-inch cheesecake serves 16 and only costs around $24.

If you want traditional cornbread, you unfortunately won't find it in the Costco bakery. The store carries cornbread muffins occasionally and recently added a green chile cornbread loaf to its lineup. Both fly off the shelves, especially when paired with chili or other hearty stews. But these are both specialty styles. The size and added flavors don't replicate a tried-and-true classic cornbread. Unfortunately, the only option at Costco for traditional cornbread is the make-it-yourself option using a box mix or getting all of the ingredients to make cornbread from scratch.

It is generally sweet, which you would expect for a cornbread. The green chile cornbread loaf also has a slight kick, although it doesn't veer into actual spicy territory. Both the cornbread muffins and the loaf are popular with Costco shoppers. The price of each varies based on size, with the muffins generally costing less per serving than the specialty cornbread. The underwhelming part is the lack of available alternatives if you want something traditional. Even the specialty options aren't always available and tend to hit the shelves only in the fall.